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John
dies and arrives in hell. He’s met by
the devil and told that each person is offered
several choices of torture that run in 1,000-year
cycles.
The devil leads him to room after room of
torture, each more horrible than the next.
Finally, they go to a room where a young college
co-ed is performing oral sex on a man drinking
beer.
John tells the devil,
“This is more like it!”
The devil says, “Are
you sure? It lasts for a thousand years!”
John replies, “Yes!”
So the devil walks over
to the young woman and says, “You can
go now. I’ve found your replacement.”
-Curtis Witlow, Baton
Rouge, LA
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