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A
woman storms into a pet shop demanding her
money back from the owner. “You sold
me this frog and told me it would be able
to satisfy all my sexual desires!”
The clerk tries to calm her down and asks,
“Did you do what I told you to do?”
“Yes, dammit! I got
naked, lay back on my bed, and put him between
my legs just like you said, and he did nothing!”
she shouts.
The owner, looking confused,
replies, “It’s a perfectly trained
frog. I can’t understand what’s
wrong.”
He takes the woman and
the frog to a back room in the shop, where
he places the frog on a small table next
to a bed and asks the woman to please lie
down and remove her panties.
“What?” she
shouts.
Turning to the frog, he
says, “Now watch carefully, because
this is the last time I’m showing you
this!”
-Luke Phillips, Asbury
Park, NJ
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