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A
mouse was sitting in a bar having a drink
when a beautiful giraffe came in and sat down
at the end of the bar. The mouse looked over
at her and ordered her a drink. Soon he had
moved down beside her and ordered her another
drink. After a third round, the bartender
looked up and they were leaving the bar together.
The next day the mouse limped into the bar,
barely crawled up on the barstool and sat
there gasping for air. His whiskers were bent
and broken, tail was crooked and patches of
hair were falling out.
The bartender took one look and said, “How
did it go last night?”
The mouse said, “Man,
that was the best sex I ever had.”
The bartender asked, “Why
do you look so bad?”
The mouse replied, “Hey
between the kissing and the screwing I must
have run 10 miles!”
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