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Bill
Clinton trips and falls over a bridge railing
while jogging one morning. Before the Secret
Service guys can get to him, three kids who
are fishing pull him out of the water below.
He’s so grateful, he offers the kids
whatever they want.
The first kid shouts, “I want to go to
Disneyland with my friends!” and Bill
replies, “No problem. I’ll take
you on Air Force One.”
The second kid says, “I
want a new pair of Nike Air Jordans,”
to which Bill says, “I'll get them
for you and even have Michael sign them!”
The third kid says, “I
want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in
TV and stereo headset!”
Clinton, looking perplexed,
utters: “But, son, you don’t look
like you’re handicapped.”
The kid answers, “I
will be once my dad finds out I saved your
sorry ass from drowning.”
-Rod Jennings, Carthage,
TN
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